After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize