Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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