is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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