rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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