Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
