So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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