I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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