How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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