i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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