youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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