i may or may not be watching the land before time
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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