if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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