ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
false alarm, still single
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
