well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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