Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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