This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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