My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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