I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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