Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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