I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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