She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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