do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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