i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Two words: nipple clamps
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