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(209): View more from California

Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

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(970): View more from Colorado

Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.

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(248): View more from Michigan

When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?

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(503): View more from Oregon

we're so committed to being not committed

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(305): View more from Florida

I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking

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