I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I will die if light touches me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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