Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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