we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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