Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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