Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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