that's an acceptable place to lick
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You did what with his pubic hair?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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