That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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