She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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