I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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