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  • oooh yeahhh rollin! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:06pm
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  • thats like the time my cousin told me "turn off the flashlight... its ruining my night vision"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:40pm
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  • yeah i want somma what he's got. weeeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:58am
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  • 3:40...i jst got that...love it. Dr. Optometrist....I hope ur still in your prereqs bc you must be a fucking idiot not to grasp that one, its a joke not to be taken literal. and although not possible, it does make sense. drugs caused dilation, dilation allows more light to enter causing greater visual acuity at night...an extreme exageration to show how f-d up they were...great text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:46am
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  • 3:09, optometrists aren't even doctors. they're wannabe opthamologists. and seeing as you aren't even an optometrist yet, shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:02pm
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  • 2:50 you are truly badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:04pm
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  • a look in your eye like black holes in the sky?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:13pm
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  • ha. of course it would be from the ATL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:13am
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  • rollin rollin rollin. Next time, you gotta have someone put on gloves with little grippy dotts on the palms and fingers and just rub you down. giggity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:39pm
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  • That line is from a song about mental illness. About someone who took a lot of LSD. Seems apropos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:05pm
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  • I had close to that effect after I got my eyes checked, they put these drops in that make your pupils go nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:45pm
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  • haha im gonna use my night vision tonight. =) who's wit me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:59pm
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  • hahahah as an optometry student it doesnt make sense. im sure in your many years of school you missed out on an important lesson called rolling balls and having an epic night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:07am
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  • 3:40 lmao, turn off the flashlight its ruining my nightvision lmao, ima use that one on the guys haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:14pm
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  • 3:09, thank god someone debunked this text message which was clearly presented as fact. good catch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:19pm
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  • 3:19 ahahahahha. and anyways... you can see better in the dark. thats the whole point of the size of your pupil changing to adjust to different amounts of light. or, say, when you go to the the OPTOMETRIST they give you ugly sunglasses after dilating your eyes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:43pm
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  • Um no ^ Psychedelic drugs. nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:50pm
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  • as an optometry student....that text makes no sense whatsoever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:09pm
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  • Hahaha 678 where it's at!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:37pm
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