I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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