Acid is not a monday night drug
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize