If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
