i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I love having hate sex.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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