I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We are all done wearing pants today
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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