Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You work out of a Hotel?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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