90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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