Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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