Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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