awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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