Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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