I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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