It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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