i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I got inside last night via doggy door
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
