sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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