We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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