i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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