Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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