If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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