hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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