i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I have aggressive nipples.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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