I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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