Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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