I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Less talking, more tequila
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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