Do you still have your period?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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